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Never use emergency road flares to light a cigar. — AAA radio advertisement

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. — Edward Abbey, artist

There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams, science fiction novelist

It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you better start running. — African proverb

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back. — Fred Allen, comedian

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. — Woody Allen, actor, director, and producer

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us baggy, Nomex skin. — aviation quote

New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian. — Russell Baker, journalist

If we ever want to get to the planet Venus, we need to convince the raccoons that there’s food there and then follow them. — Dave Barry, humorist

Through the magic of motion pictures, someone who's never left Peoria knows the softness of a Paris spring, the color of a Nile sunset, the sorts of vegetation one will find along the upper Amazon and that Big Ben has not yet gone digital. — Vincent Canby, movie critic

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there. — Lewis Carroll, novelist and mathematician

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. — Johnny Carson, TV talk show host

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. — W. C. Fields, comedian

In Africa, how long you live is measured by how many friends you have. — Friends of Animals magazine advertisement

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. — Robert Frost, poet, The Death of a Hired Man

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